Putting myself on social probation
So it’s that time again … I’m taking a break from facebook. The spring semester just started and, well, let’s face it, facebook is just a recipe for gpa disaster. And as much as I believe that facebook is a breakthrough in the development of human contact, it has been nothing but a hindrance in my own relationship with my parents, both of whom/who (i can never figure out...
You cannot stop me.
balmains: Walk away like a BOSS LMAO
Guys, If she is having a bad day, give her a little empathy. Surely, you would...– (via stevenrosas)
If you love a soul more than fame and gold and...
Can we please have these therapy sessions atleast...
Can’t live without therapy sessions with the best friends.
I think you need to find love. And you'll try and...
WTF when did Jersey Shore get so profound? i admire you jenni jwoww
fuckyeahjerseyshore: (via 3:2:1) Snooki singing I Just Can’t Wait to be King.
M: I hope Bailey gets back together with Cody.
He’s a Disney fan. I’m a Nickelodeon fan. But somehow, we make it work.
Today we had a rap battle on google docs
M: when you're far i feel like sinking
V: whats wrong with your eye, are you winking?
M: nah, it was twitching cause my penis was shrinking.
V: no wait! the titanic is syncing!
Clearly I won that one.